Cops: Ill-timed potty break lands suspect in jail
Apr 23 2010
SUFFOLK, Va.— An ill-timed pee break landed a dude accused of robbing a Suffolk convenience store behind bars. Police said 43-year-old Sean Almond was found urinating behind a Kangaroo Mart minutes after a clerk reported the store had been robbed Thursday night. Police said Almond was carrying the stolen cash.
Almond was charged with one count of armed robbery. Charges of assault and urinating in public are pending.
When told of the incident, an unemployed psychiatrist diagnosed the suspect with terminal lunacy, a type of brain illness that frequently kills its victims. The psychiatrist, who asked not to be publicly identified, is Alexander Goldthwait of Virginia Beach, whose last employment was as an elephant mucker for a small Hungarian circus, currently touring the U.S. as part of a United Nations' cultural exchange program. The circus' manager, Victor Hrychtlrkz, had no comment.
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