Friday, April 15, 2011

Aussie Bridegroom Jailed For Beating Up New Wife in Wedding Limo

Man jailed for wedding day attack on own bride

Down Under, Somewhere, Maybe Melbourne

April 15, 2011

Possibly not the same bride.

A DRUNKEN bridegroom who beat up his new partner in the back of a stretch Hummer limo on the way to their reception has been jailed.

An unidentified Australian man was arrested for beating the stuffings out of his new bride shortly after their wedding. Alcohol apparently was involved as the newly wed groom became enraged and viciously attacked his new bride in the back seat of the limo.

The limo driver apparently summoned police when the customary lovey dovey ride to the wedding reception turned into a vicious assault of his newly minted life love by the irate groom.

When interviewed by the press, he distraught, beaten bride said she didn't know what happened. One minute he was all kissy sweetee and trying to get in my pants and the next he was beating the crap out of me, she told reporters. I mean I'll put out; I put out before we were married. I was ready to do it right there in the limo. What does a girl have to do these days?

It was not immediately clear if the bride intended to consummate the union or file charges for assault and battery.

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