Saturday, April 9, 2011

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Jump Cows

Cow Jumping in Kansas

April 8, 2011
Somewhere in Kansas

A teen-aged girl whose parents refused to buy her a jumping horse, trained the family cow to be a jumper. The girl was forced to quit jumping the cow, however, because she was churning her baby brother's milk into butter.

After learning of the event, authorities are now investigating whether or not the cow could be taught to jump over the moon. After Dorothy went to visit the Wizard of Oz it was thought the cow training girl could become another Kansas legend.

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