Sunday, April 10, 2011

Those Sonic Burgers Make Him Soooooo Horny

Cops Bust Man Who Spanked His Monkey While Standing In A Sonic Drive-Thru Lane

An Oklahoma man who stood masturbating in the drive-thru lane at a Sonic restaurant has been arrested for his illicit eight-minute display, which transpired in full view of a female worker and a surveillance camera. The worker used her cell phone app to time the show.

Kevin Ferrier, 19, was collared yesterday for indecent exposure after video of his alleged March 2 performance outside the eatery was released by Tulsa cops and broadcast by local news stations. As seen at right, Fox News 23 used a carefully placed blurred square to obscure the lewd matters in hand. A blood splatter expert was dispatched to the scene but was unable to recover sufficient semen for a DNA test.

According to a Tulsa Police Department report, the female Sonic employee told investigators that a male “exposed himself and masturbated in front of her as she was working the window of the drive through.” She told police there was a lot of splatter on the plastic drive through window but that other men had behaved similarly in the past.

Ferrier, pictured in the mug shot, was arrested yesterday afternoon at his Tulsa home on the felony charge. He was released from custody early last night after posting $5000 bond.

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