Hundreds of panties turn up along Ohio road
Published - Sep 01 2011 07:44AM EST
LANCASTER, Ohio — Authorities in central Ohio are trying to solve a panties puzzle: why hundreds of pairs of mostly women's underwear were dumped along the side of a road.
Fairfield County Deputy Gary Hummel said Thursday the undergarments were found in trees and on hillsides in several spots this week on a road in Berne Township, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus.
It is suspected these are the detritus of a massive sex orgy and that the organizers of the orgy needed to dispose of all the undergarments of the participants involved in the sex-a-thon, as a health and safety measure.
Some of the panties were still folded the way they'd come in packaging, while others appeared to have been worn, if only briefly. There were nearly 1,700 pairs in all, in a mix of colors and patterns. Hummel says when collected, they filled 10 large trash bags, which made disposal a problem for the orgy organizers. They apparently decided to simply dump them alongside the road.
Investigators claimed to be "baffled" as to where the panties came from.
Duh! They came off of the asses of hundreds of orgy participants and probably included some of the investigators and/or their wives or girlfriends. The depicted photo is probably one of the orgy participants who lost her panties but the editor is not certain.
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