Sunday, September 25, 2011
Pope Benedict XIV Zips Past Jesus As He Jets To Krautland For A Home Visit
In the original the jet airliner could be seen in the sky in the upper left hand corner of the photo.
September 24, 2011
Pope Benedict XIV whizzed past Jesus nailed to a cross on his holiday visit to his home country, Germany. It is not known whether the Holy Father, who has no children of his own, had noticed the large cross with Jesus's carcass nailed to it or if he was taking a nap or quaffing a glass of holy wine at the time.
When asked by a reporter on landing if he had seen Jesus on the cross the Pope, who was on his game, said, "No, that was 2,011 years ago and photography had not yet been invented." The reporter was flummoxed and asked no follow up questions.
Other reporters present tried to stone the irreverent reporter but were repelled by spike helmeted, jack booted German cops, shouting Zeitgist.