Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Hard Up In Hamilton, Ohio
Man Arrested For Having Landlocked Sex With Pink Blow-Up Pool Raft
April 11, 2012
Meet Edwin Tobergta.
The Ohio man, 32, is facing a public indecency rap for allegedly having sex with a pink blow-up pool raft early Sunday morning.
Tobergta, pictured here, was not in a pool at the time, however. According to a Hamilton Police Department report, a witness spotted Tobergta--with his pants at his ankles--getting busy with the raft in an alley.
After the witness yelled at Tobergta, he reportedly threw “a pink object over the fence.” Cops noted that, “A pink raft was located in the back yard” of a neighboring home, where residents said that the inflatable item did not belong to them.
When questioned by police, Tobergta said that he “was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help.” He asked not to be jailed, but instead sent “somewhere to get help.” Cops were not sympathetic and Tobergta was booked into the Butler County jail, where he remains in custody in lieu of $20,000 bail.
An arrest report describes Tobergta as a 5’ 6” white male who weighs 130 pounds. It also lists his “Gang Affiliation” as “Cript.” Which we’re going to assume is a mistake of some type.