Friday, July 8, 2011

Orrin Hatch, Man of the Sewer

July 8, 2011
Washington, D.C.

Senator Orrin Hatch, a multi-millionaire doctrinaire pig from Utah, reared up on his porker hind legs in the U.S. Senate today and oinked that the poor should make more sacrifices than the rich to deal with the looming fiscal crisis caused by him and his Repubnican colleagues and the rich bankers and brokers they idolize.

Stating, in an act of willful mentition, that the rich are taxed too much and can barely afford to keep several houses staffed with servants at today's tax rates, further declared that the rich, such as himself, should have their taxes cut more, maybe eliminated altogether, and that more taxes should be shifted to the poor while cutting social programs that benefit the poor, handicapped, and other individuals with severe medical needs, to help reduce the national debt.

Hatch, who suffers from numerous diseases of the mind, has been declared mentally incompetent by an ad hoc committee of psychiatrists and psychologists who have examined his political record and public utterances over the past 25 years. They believe he has been mentally incompetent since birth.

Hatch's views are totally ignored by fellow Senators and he only continues as a Senator because his Utah constituents also are mentally incompetent. The only thing that can be done is to wait for him to die.

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