GAINESVILLE, Fla., May 28 (UPI) -- A horny Florida couple tried to find an obscure place to have sex late at night so they did it on a diving board located 30 feet above a public pool. An envious, uptight police officer arrested the couple for making too much noise whilst copulating. While on patrol he heard them screwing. They both probably were drunk as skunks.
The city has no law prohibiting fornication in public places so the over zealous cop charged them with trespassing.
State laws and city ordinances prohibit the public exhibition of sexual organs. But a local lawyer pointed out that if the man's organ was inside the woman, who was covered with a beach towel, no sexual organs were visible and no laws broken.
The couple was understandably annoyed at having their coitus interrupted by the nosy cop but expressed no interest in suing anyone, there being no recognized cause of action for coitus interruptus under Florida law.
Workers used bleach to clean the diving board before the pool opened Thursday morning.
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