Saturday, June 11, 2011
Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest Strike Cape Cod
Cops: Masked men hold up doughnut shop, get dough
Jun 10 2011
HYANNIS, Mass. — A trio of armed, masked morons in Cape Cod pulled off a heist at a Dunkin' Donuts shop. Wielding knives and a hatchet the cool crooks made off with a bag they believed contained dough, the proceeds from the day's sales.
Instead the bag contained dough, in the form of donuts.
The trio also managed to get themselves video taped, enabling police to make a quick arrest of the flim flam felons.
Arrested were 19-year-old Nicholas Mercurio, 21-year-old Lukas Peterson and 20-year-old Charles Iliffe.
It was unclear if any had attorneys. It was certain none had any brains.