Sunday, March 22, 2009

See if you can guess what frightened this man: 1) He just learned he had been drafted by the NFL as a defensive tackle; 2) He just learned that his ex-wife of six months gave birth to quadruplets, named him as the father and is seeking child support for four children for the next 18+ years; 3) He just learned that the IRS claims he owes $27,350 in back taxes, plus penalties and interest; 4) He just learned he has been laid off by his employer of 15 years, which filed for bankruptcy and declared it had failed to fund its employees' 401k retirement accounts; or, 5) all of the foregoing.

The winner of the contest will receive a small bag of coins for use at any Chucky Cheese Restaurant. In case of a tie, the tiers will thumb wrestle for the prize unless one of the tiers has no thumbs, in which case the prize will be forfeited by the thumbed entrant.

All entries not postmarked on or before April 1, will not be entered in the contest.

The Management

1 comment:

  1. I would say "none of the above." The only thing capable of causing that degree of fright is 4 burly white guys with a noose coming towards him.