What Constitutes a Dumb Crook?

2/29/09 Barrow, AK

Several of our readers (well, one, to be honest) have asked what the qualifications are to earn the classification of dumb crook. We were stumped, frankly, and had to ask around. After discussing it with several friends in law enforcement (well, one to be honest) and a panel of 2 lawyers (to be honest only one showed up), we were able to put together a composite picture of an archtypical dumb crook. All you have to do is print and cut out the photos of each of the dumb crooks depicted above and superimpose two of them on top of a third (in any order) and you will have your typical dumb crook. Try it. You'll be astounded. It doesn't matter what the order, it always comes out as a dumb crook.

Jbo
Editor in Chief