Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sausage Poorly Concealed in Pants Proves to be Woman's Undoing.

Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Miss?

Cops: Florida woman left 7-Eleven with "Big Mama" bulge in her pants

MAY 19--Meet Brittany Gariepy. The Florida woman was departing a 7-Eleven last night when a store clerk noticed a suspicious cylinder shaped bulge in the front of the 20-year-old's pants. Because whe was a female, the clerk became suspicious that Gariepy may have been shoplifting instead of being sexually aroused. Convenience store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage.

According to a Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the lump that was "clearly visible inside [Gariepy's] pants" was a 2.4 ounce pork sausage that she apparently consumed post-theft. Gariepy, already on probation, was charged with shoplifting and possession of drug paraphernalia (a search of her vehicle turned up a pipe with methamphetamine residue). Gariepy is pictured in her police mug shot, without the bulge.

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