Friday, July 10, 2009

Shocking Survey Reveals Democrats Are Smarter Than Republicans



News of the Day
— By Synonymous July 10, 2009

According to a recent Pew survey, 55% of scientists are Democrats and only 6% are Republicans. This is good news for everyone. Democrats now have quantitative backup for their sneers about Republicans being anti-science and anti knowledge. By a shocking margin Republicans are simply dumb. Many of them actually look dumb, too. (See Republican photo above)

In other corroborative science news, scientists now rank third, in between teachers and doctors, as contributors to our collective well-being. Business executives rank last. The overwhelming number of business executives are Republicans.

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