Saturday, January 31, 2009

This Guy Tops the Shit Throwing Monkey in Tampa Bay!

(Sample poop. Not the poop used by the defendant.)


A San Diego home-invasion robbery trial abruptly ended when the defendant suddenly smeared feces on the face of his attorney and threw more at jurors.
Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser declared a mistrial and hiked 37-year-old defendant Weusi McGowan's bail to $1 million pending a Feb. 9 hearing.
Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset Monday because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.
McGowan had smuggled a plastic bag filled with feces into the courtroom and he spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement toward jurors. No jurors were hit.

McGowan is charged with kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts for an Oct. 17, 2007, home invasion assault.

Some questions that cry out for answers:

1)From whom did the shit originate? DNA testing could be ordered by the court.

2)Does it make a difference whether it was the defendant's own, personal shit, or some shit he stole? Criminals are forever stealing shit.

3)Is it a crime in California to smear shit on your own lawyer?

Once you know the answers to these questions you will know the answers to these questions.

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