Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hottest in a Bikini Contest: Demi Moore vs. Dave Days

Sept. 7, 2010
Somewhere, USA

Recently, Demi Moore, the hot, toned 47 year-old American actor, published a photo of herself in a bikini bathing suit on one of the popular people sites. A young man, Dave Days, also posted a photo of himself wearing Demi Moore's bikini. Demi Moore told the young man she thought he wore the bikini better than she.

So, here at BizarreStuff, we decided to conduct a poll of our followers to determine how many think Demi Moore looks better in her bikini and how many think Dave Days looks better in Demi's bikini. We plan to send the results of our poll to Demi and Dave and mayhe Ashton Kuchner, Ms. Moore's younger lover.

Cast your vote by making a comment to this post which says either Demi or Dave. Please identify yourself as either female, male or something else. Do not vote for both candidates as this will invalidate your vote. This procedure will insure no phony votes are cast, unless it doesn't work.


  1. Demi's a nut case, but a highly doable nut case. I am quite sure that your female readers will agree with this assessment.

  2. I am female - My vote: Demi looks better in the bikini*

    (*but for the record, it is an ugly bikini)

  3. I think Demi looks better in the bikini. She is a hot mama at 47. Dave looks like a jerk and a cross dresser.

  4. I vote for Demi, too. The kid looks like a dork in Demi's swim trunks.

  5. By the way, I am a female, too, but forgot to mention it in my previous comment. I hope this doesn't screw up the voting.

  6. Since the voting is anonymous here and I don't have to "come out" I'm voting for Dave because he looks so adorable in a bikini. If he would just lose that ugly broad hanging out with him, I'd be on him in a New York minute.