Saturday, January 15, 2011
Romanian Witches Fight Taxation With Cat Shit
Tax Fight Escalates as Romanian Witches Turn to Cat Excrement and Dead Dogs to Plead Their Case
Jan. 14, 2011
Romanian witches, angered by a new law that will make it harder for them to avoid paying income taxes, are engaging in some brinksmanship in their struggle with the legislature. Two weeks ago the witches were casting spells involving black pepper and yeast, but according to reports they are now threatening to escalate to "a particularly effective concoction of cat excrement, a dead dog and a chorus of witches."
Exact details of how the concoction would be used were not made clear in an interview conducted with two of the witches in their den. Note the Good Hands emblem of Allstate Insurance on the table.