Thursday, February 3, 2011

Aussie Burglar Botches Break-In Badly

Bungling burglar breaks into bakery, finds self blocked and bungles breakout.

As this photo shows, the youngster, 19, had entered the Melbourne building via a skylight but soon discovered he wasn't where he wanted to be.

After a moment of panic he tried to climb back out of the high ceilinged storage room by stacking a pile of empty containers, but they toppled and he fell. He repeated this same attempt several times with the same result.

The tenacious imbecile then tried using some shelves to get out but again ended up on the floor when they too collapsed. After injuring himself, he called someone on his cell phone to ask for assistance and cops believe this is how he finally escaped.

While he did eventually manage to get out, it wasn't before looking directly into a security camera. After his image was released by police the 19-year-old moron turned himself in.

On questioning he blamed George W. Bush and the U.S. Republican Party for causing the world wide recession that led to high unemployment in Melbourne and prevented his getting a job. Police were not impressed with his argument and charged him with breaking and entering and attempted larceny.

He then asked to call his Mum but his request was denied.

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