Cops: No room for booze warrants assault.
Edna Verdin, pictured, a 47-year-old Louisiana woman was enraged Sunday night on discovering her bottle of “Tequila Rose,” a strawberry cream liqueur, would not fit in the freezer at her Houma home. She expressed her displeasure by removing a frozen slab of beef and throwing it at her boyfriend’s head, according to cops.
The meat hit its mark, opening a bloody gash on the face of Jerry Voisin, her live-in 51-year-old beau. Jerry, too, was not pleased with Edna's actions, summoning the authorities to remonstrate with her.
Consequently, Edna Verdin was arrested for aggravated battery, (the aggravated part means she attacked Voisin with the frozen steak), according to a press release from Terrebonne Parish Sheriff Vernon Bourgeois. Verdin is currently free on bond. No information regarding the location or status of Mr. Voisin was immediately available but friends opined he may have moved to Venezuela.
The reason all the characters in this trag-icomedy have such weird names is because they all are Cajuns, inbred with the French creoles and have Frenchified names.
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