Friday, February 4, 2011

Speed Kills - Cocaine Only Gives A Big Head Rush

Salem, NH
Feb. 4, 2011

A hapless New Hampshire motorist was issued citations for speeding, reckless driving, blocking traffic and illegal parking by bored cops with little to do because crooks were unable to move about agilely due to heavy snows. The motorist had to be helped from her vehicle by state troopers and an unidentified voyeur who stopped to take an upskirt snapshot of the woman, who was suspended from her own seat belt. It was not immediately clear if the woman was wearing underpants at the time and her photograph had not surfaced on any of the standard internet voyeur web sites as of this writing.

The woman was not taken to jail and was stranded at the scene until the voyeur photographer offered to drive her home. Subsequent calls to her residence by reporters seeking comment went unanswered.

The voyeur photographer, whose photo was captured by a police video camera, is depicted above. Police are urging anyone who knows the photographer to contact them.

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