Friday, October 1, 2010

Pennsylvania Judge Uses Novel Approach to Hit On Women

Judge hands out condoms, in nut shells

Oct. 1, 2010

A Pennsylvania judge has been charged with approaching unsuspecting women and handing them acorns that he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms. Here’s a photo of the goodies allegedly passed out by Judge Isaac Stoltzfus, a 58-year-old Republican who lives in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. (the evidence was photographed by photographers at The Patriot-News).

The judge, another Republican with a sexual fetish, said several women asked where he had gotten his nuts.

Allen Squirrel contributed to this story from Beijing.

Let the gagging begin.

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