Autoeroticism - The Art of Sex in a Moving Vehicle
Note the striking resemblance between Jessica, 31, and Lucrezia, who celebrated her 511th birthday last April.
MARCH 4--Meet Jason Kircher and Jessica Talarovich.
The Kentucky couple was traveling early yesterday in Louisville when a cop spotted their car speeding and weaving in and out of traffic. The officer's concerns were aroused when he noticed a head bobbing up and down in the vehicle whilst the driver appeared to be unconscious with his eyes closed.
When the officer pulled over the 2005 Toyota, Kirchner, 31, offered a simple explanation for his erratic driving: He was "getting a blow job" from Talarovich while attempting to navigate Interstate 64, according to the police report.
While that admission may explain the grin on Kircher’s face in his mug shot, it did not keep cops from arresting him for careless driving and speeding. And since he failed a series of field sobriety tests--despite having a blood alcohol level below the state limit--Kircher was also charged with drunk driving.
Talarovich, 31, was charged with public intoxication and possession of an open container of alcohol in a car. Going down on a driver in a moving vehicle apparently is not considered a crime in Kentucky.
While investigators noted that Kircher reeked of booze, it is unknown what they may have smelled on Talarovich’s breath. Officers declined to administer a breathalyzer test to Talarovich and refused to get any closer than 15 feet from her during booking.
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