Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Moron, Posing As Woman Sues Cruise Line Over Speed
Woman suing Carnival: Ship sailed too fast, made me sick
Gene Sloan, USA TODAY
An Indiana Court of Appeals this week wasted valuable legal resources by taking up the case of a woman who claims she got sick on a Carnival cruise ship because it was going too fast.
According to court documents, Doris Beard of Indiana filed a complaint against Carnival saying that "due to the speed of the ship I became very sick ... the ship was moving so fast everyone on board became sick, even the workers."
The court documents did not say on which ship Beard had sailed.
Beard filed the case in 2009 in a small claims court in Lake County, Indiana, and the small claims court initially had denied Carnival's motion to dismiss the case. In addition to arguing the case should be dismissed on the grounds it had been filed in the wrong venue, Carnival also had argued Beard had failed to file the claim within the one-year statute of limitations provided for in the cruise contract.
Beard noted in her complaint that her body "swayed terrible" on the Carnival ship, according to court documents. "I had bleeding, which I had not has [sic] in three years," the complaint said.
Most ships in the Carnival fleet are capable of sailing at speeds no greater than 22 to 24 knots -- about 25 to 28 miles per hour.
It is generally acknowledged that large ships are steadier and smoother at greater speeds. They tend to wallow and roll when sailing slowly.