Monday, June 1, 2009
How Not To Help Anyone or Do Any Good - Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
The Cousin, The Dad, The "Hot" Girl
CAIRO (PP)5/30/09 — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his dad after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family, police reported Sunday.
After trying for two years to convince his dad, while growing hornier and hornier with each passing month, plus a "hot" lower class girl who was willing to do him in the street in downtown Cairo to escape her own family, the man lost it, heated up a knife and sliced off his personal ticket to a lifetime of good times, a police official said. "What a jerk-off," the cop added. "Now he won't even be able to do that."
The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena. Big deal, who cares?
The man was taken to a hospital, but doctors couldn't reattach his tool. "He may have used a knife with a serrated blade," said a woman standing in the hall at the hospital, who refused to give her name for fear she could be stoned to death after being staked out for two days with no clothing over an antbed.
An official, Rabib Habib, who asked for anonymity, acted as if he was revealing state secrets just to say the guy was still in the hospital. That's why we printed his name, the jerk.
Traditionally, in these conservative parts of southern Egypt, marriages are arranged between people of the same social class and frequently between relatives — and are rarely for love. In this instance, the guy's best bet would have been to marry an ugly, distant cousin, and stupt the lower class woman on the side.
The slum woman could have married a guy from the hood and it would all have been legit. Maybe the lower class dude and the distant cousin wife could have gotten something going on, too, and made it a win-win-win-win deal for everyone.
Now, sans penis, the guy has ruined it for everyone.