Friday, June 5, 2009

This Will Stab Ya (ha, ha, get it?) Grab ya - Stab Ya? (ha, ha)

Friday, June 5, 2009

Jamaican Dance Craze Responsible for Threefold Increase in Broken Penises

Over the past year, a new dance craze in Jamaica known as daggering has resulted in a threefold increase in fractured or broken penises among Jamaican men. The dance has been called “dry sex” on the dance floor, which usually includes them simulating various sexual positions, and often times, rough sex, to the beat of the music. Because of the obviously suggestive nature of the dance, it is not surprising that it has become a popular activity in the bedroom, too. A Kingston doctor has said, “During very rigorous intercourse, the man can hit the woman’s pubic bone and sustain a fracture. There is a loud popping sound, excruciating pain and swelling.” The violent thrusting of the dance has also resulted in an increased number of cases of ruptured vaginas. The problem of broken penises has become so widespread that the Jamaican government is considering a ban on daggering, including music with daggering lyrics. For those who want to continue daggering in private, they may want to bone up on what to do in case the 'dagger' snaps off at the 'hilt.' Ouch!

(See live example of daggering below. Do not try this if you value your penis, or vagina if you are a woman.)

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