A male shopper charged with masturbating and ejaculating in the childrens' toy department of a crowded Wal-Mart, while dozens of onlookers cheered and tossed him Viagra tablets, left little evidence of his presence after a thorough clean up by a team of specialists flown in by Wal-Mart from Honduras. The rubber cone marks the exact spot where the perp soiled the floor.
There were conflicting accounts by witnesses that the man was looking at a recent issue of a swimsuit magazine during the performance or fondling a toy panda. A Wal-Mart employee immediately reduced the price of the panda by 50% and it had been sold before the police arrived.
In a plea bargain with prosecutors the man accepted a suspended sentence and agreed not to return to any Wal-Mart store or any retail outlet selling childrens' toys.
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