On ABC Talk Show, Sarah Palin Farts Loudly
In an effort to cover her ignorance of the Bush doctrine of preemptive attack on alleged enemies, candidate Palin shut down the interview in a dignified manner by farting loudly. A poll of southern rednecks expressed approval of Palin's odoriferous comment, saying she was one of the people and reminded them of their own farting wives.
In a subsequent interview, Palin claimed she supported the Equal Rights Amendment and that women should have farting rights equal to those of men. She also blamed her own gastroenterologist.
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