Nuptials Announced

Two of Bizarre Stuff's Favorites Find True Love Hand in Hand

December 31, 2010

It is with great pleasure that we at Bizarre Stuff announce the joining of Murali Nookella, a 34-year-old computer programmer, and Vikki Myers, 44, a single mom. The two found each other via their stories on our website and knew this was a custom-made match. Readers may remember Vicki was arrested for pleasing herself in her van while Murali was arrested for spanking the monkey in an effort to join the "Mile Nigh" club.*

Murali was greatly gratified and Vicki seriously satisfied when the officiant opened the ceremony, saying "Please join your currently otherwise occupied hands and repeat after me." After passing the Handi-Wipes the two joined those now famous hands and exchanged vows. The guests at the reception avoided the traditional congratulatory hand-shaking greeting line and opted instead for some friendly waves.

The couple were to honeymoon in Vegas, but chose nostalgically to get off in Denver instead. The couple will reside in Florida.

*For readers unfamiliar with the "Mile Nigh" club, it is an alternative for those who wanted to join the "Mile High" club but just couldn't find anyone else to have sex with, so did it solo instead.